slayboybunny:

everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole

thetwoteddybeardoctors:

"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive

mrcalifornia:

thedollcafe:

Watch Barbie take the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge!

(Source: youtube.com)

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

jacobtheloofah:

too little too late

jacobtheloofah:

too little too late

hungarian:

when lil kids scream it makes me wanna stare em in the eye & scream 10 times louder to show them who’s boss

monetizeyourcat:

a tough opponent

monetizeyourcat:

a tough opponent

trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

fat women: *gets shit on by peers, media, the fashion industry, products and marketing*
skinny women: *praised by literally everyone*
skinny women: *doesn't say shit while fat women are being put down*
Nicki: fuck skinny bitches
skinny women: what the FUCK what htE FUCK??? YOU ARE Nt gonna get ANYhwer by shMING ANY body type...we have to LOVE evyer,,,one!!!!1111
letmetouchyourbutt:

And they say romance is dead

letmetouchyourbutt:

And they say romance is dead

yrcutebutyrnotmatthitt:

omg who thinks of these things

yrcutebutyrnotmatthitt:

omg who thinks of these things

(Source: yvov)

digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

Laverne Cox stanning for Beyoncé at the VMAs

(Source: beyonseh)

wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.