Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: ...........
Cashier: ........
Me: what are we?

coalgirls:

it dont even feel like september it dont even feel like any month we just floatin thru time

charmancler:

i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her

eliaes:

BEYONCE X NICKI - FLAWLESS REMIX (FULL VERSION 1080P)

alxsie:

3dsmallperson:

this little baby is smiling a lot! he did a great job and found around 250,000 tabs of ecstasy!!

that dog is gonna be off his face

alxsie:

3dsmallperson:

this little baby is smiling a lot! he did a great job and found around 250,000 tabs of ecstasy!!

that dog is gonna be off his face

(Source: 3dsmall)

infiltration:

sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget

How To Talk To Babies About Marxist Theory

BABY: [builds tower with blocks]
ME: ok this is very good
under capitalism massive building projects are constructed through wage slavery
and through their sheer size and scale intimidate and pacify the masses
so this is a great comment
BABY: [knocks over tower]
ME: that’s right

hannahbelle-lecter:

whisperingsweetsins:

whenblackwasinvogue:

shego:

she put up a video of her telling miyah that she thinks she’s very pretty without the wig too and that playing dress up is fun but to promise to stay in school

Love this!

Stories you won’t see in the media

#nicki is so protective of young girls#this needs to be underlined more#also she gives them edited versions of her albums#magical girls protect other girls#bless nicki

Bisexual community: We define bisexuality as attraction to people of the same gender and different genders.
Biphobes: Aaaaactually bisexuality means "attracted to men and women" because the prefix "bi" means "two".
Bisexual community: Okay, that's a really narrow and finicky way of examining things, but yes the prefix bi means two. Which means that bisexual people are attracted to two different gender groups. Like, for example, people of the same gender as them and people of a different gender than them. Which is what we said. Our definition of our own sexual orientation is still right even with your narrow and finicky standards applied to it.
Biphobes: Sorry, I didn't catch any of that. I have my entire head and neck firmly lodged up my own ass. Bi means two. Bisexual means

wigglytuffer:

dropping hints to bae that ur ready

image

(Source: britcroft)

(Source: memewhore)

historicaltimes:

Zebra-drawn carriage parked outside Buckingham Palace in London, c.1900. Zoologist and wealthy aristocrat Lord Walter Rothschild used the carriage to demonstrate that wild animals could be tamed.

historicaltimes:

Zebra-drawn carriage parked outside Buckingham Palace in London, c.1900. Zoologist and wealthy aristocrat Lord Walter Rothschild used the carriage to demonstrate that wild animals could be tamed.