presidentgay:

i only argue when i know i’m right which is why i’m always arguing

(Source: folkdad)

sosuperawesome:

Gemma Correll, on Tumblr

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staff:

Have a great weekend, Tumblr. 

(Source: 7ae)

menthuthuyoupi:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

blastortoise:

it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.

No one wants to have sex with you. You are are not cute. At all.

(Source: blastortoise-chan)

slayboybunny:

everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole

thetwoteddybeardoctors:

"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive

mrcalifornia:

thedollcafe:

Watch Barbie take the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge!

(Source: youtube.com)

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

jacobtheloofah:

too little too late

jacobtheloofah:

too little too late

hungarian:

when lil kids scream it makes me wanna stare em in the eye & scream 10 times louder to show them who’s boss

monetizeyourcat:

a tough opponent

monetizeyourcat:

a tough opponent

trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

fat women: *gets shit on by peers, media, the fashion industry, products and marketing*
skinny women: *praised by literally everyone*
skinny women: *doesn't say shit while fat women are being put down*
Nicki: fuck skinny bitches
skinny women: what the FUCK what htE FUCK??? YOU ARE Nt gonna get ANYhwer by shMING ANY body type...we have to LOVE evyer,,,one!!!!1111